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I’m Mel-a-n-i-e

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”

Made when no one was watching, I'm no one, not yet. Rules do not apply to me and often find myself searching for the impossible simply to prove it isn’t. Hyper-critical, every day I’m a different person. I’m a time keeper, never late and always on the dot in fear losing time and wondering "what if." I’ve learned time doesn’t wait for you.

After years of creating identities and building brands for other people, I'm finally creating my own. I finally know what I want, and that is to be and do everything. I was told you can’t be everything, but game on. I'm best at writing from experience or I won't write, so this editorial has no rules. Like myself, it’s a rare exotic breed that might die if you try to catch it.

TLG👁 was 92% designed & manifested by Melanie. The other 8% is a sandbox of Disney icons, classical art, & loved music. ✨Time takes time🐇 and time is distance. Travel.💫

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Fact versus Fantasy. To be or NOT to be a BUTT GIRL.

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If it’s Cultural Appropriation, then Asians take the dumb out of blonde. Look the way you feel you old fashioned phuck

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A Social Death: A man obsessed with Facebook, drank a magic potion and died on Facebook.

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