“The Eclipse puts us in our place.” – New York Times
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
During a total eclipse, spiders break their webs. During a total eclipse, Americans take a photo. Then we all went blind. What does it all mean?
Mercury is in retrograde in Virgo, black people are getting ran over in Charlottesville, some man born in 1953 got fired by another man with the exact same hair cut as him, and people are googling “what is an eclipse” before running outside to stare at the sun. It’s all connected and we are all connected, but you should already know that and if you needed a fucking eclipse and some Instagram narcissists to remind you, then you’re not all that great.