You can tell a lot about a Ho by her Christmas tree. From black angels up-top to Pottery Barn down below, there are three types of Christmas Ho’s. Note: Don’t get a Christmas Ho twiest with a Tinder Hoe. Tres diferente! Disclaimer: If you don’t identify with the Three Ho’s of Christmas, then you simply
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I kept saying, “I’m not a butt girl.” as if I wasn’t good enough. Gentleman don’t prefer blondes, they prefer butt girls. Firstly, a butt girl MUST have an instagram account. A butt girl is a chick with a really hot body who has an instagram account that look just like every other gorgeous butt
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Do you know what happens in 100 days? Your life happens. And that is everything. 100 days ago, I believed red sparkly shoes and take me home mantras could send you to Kansas, I’ve always believed that, but there is no language that can vocalize what bubbles have floated down, melted away, and manifested. I am
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