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Do you resent Instagram stars yet secretly want be one? Do you have too many ideas and do absolutely nothing with them? Do you know this guy that got rich quick and you think you’re better than him (cough cough my brother)? Are you young and hungry but eating the wrong food? You need to
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Fact: The Fat Jewish is a FAT MAN no basic bitch would ever fuck, yet he managed to slap a label on shitty pink wine and sell it to skinny white girls who identify with the word BASIC. If you are lucky enough to have control over every aspect of your life, then how is
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