Peculiar thoughts about the word “present”. In the 4th Century, when Constantine banished the demons from his dark soul and let God into Rome and Christians became persecutors that outlawed all other forms of belief by torturing green garland hangers and incense burners, birthdays were outlawed and deemed evil (by Christians). How could you celebrate
MoreJohn Nordlinger’s death was the quintessential metaphor of everything that is both right and wrong with the world today. Everyone was his “friend,” but nobody knew him. Without his Facebook friends, he would have died completely forgotten, poor, and many wouldn’t have been able to fulfill their purposes of driving up to Bishop and taking
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The Last Gen is too broke for an editor, so be my typo bitch? 71¢ per word! *Note: Typos, not grammar. The Last Gen style is real talk. A typo is if says “bind,” but it should say “blind.” I ♥ U. #retrichordietrying
More“The Eclipse puts us in our place.” – New York Times SHUT THE FUCK UP. During a total eclipse, spiders break their webs. During a total eclipse, Americans take a photo. Then we all went blind. What does it all mean? Mercury is in retrograde in Virgo, black people are getting ran over in Charlottesville,
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