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We're all unsatisfied, even after we post sushi and butts on instagram. The photo never tastes as good as it looks.

Seeing is believing? Have you gone blind? It was NOT A ROCKET.

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An hour past sundown on December 22, 2017, an 80-year-woman in stilettos, a blonde wig, and a very tight cat-eye facelift runs into an endangered Barnes & Noble store in Marina Del Rey, California yelling of magnificence for everyone to look at the sky.✨

“Did you see it? Did you look?” she nods with complete confidence in what she had seen. Eyes wide and alert, she gains composure and speaks, “Aliens are here. They’ve finally come. Crazy shit.” She embodied the spirit of this dude below. The paper book shoppers thought, was it the facelift that made her look crazy or was she crazy? It never once crossed their minds that it could be true, that magic was real.

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THE NEW YEAR – 2018 – When the ball really drops.

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“Lakshman lakshman lakshman ong ong lakshman. Now shake your hips as fast as you can, imagine gold, and let your kundalini rise! Chant this to get rich in 2017.” preached a white blonde “guru” sitting on a golden throne wearing a white turban.

In the dark, I hypnotically moved my body, my arms swung from side to side and I imaged money pouring down. The freedom to just move compulsively, to reach wide and fast and sensual as I felt, plus it was gonna get rich. I had become a hindu God, Ganesh, with slithering arms and an elephant’s trunk defying gravity. Every time I said the mantra “lakshman,” I could take myself into this mythological cave world filled with mountains of gold and the luck of the Irish.

Laksham!

Boom. Indian God in Ireland. Boom, I’m gonna get rich.

Laksham! 2017 Laksham! 2018 Laksham! Am I rich yet?

New Years Eve, the most lonely night of the year.

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“Followers” – EVERYONE WANTS TO JESUS

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30 something-year-olds take their followers, likers, and story views equally as serious as millennials; they just pretend to not care. There is an endangered breed of 30-somethings are not phased by likes followers, and story lurkers. If you are this minority, then you are secretly admired by selfie addicts and phone mirror users. The fact is, social media likes and follows send a message and it is indeed THE new form of communication and  people who communicate via social media coward away from talking about their new language. How do you understand a language if you don’t begin to study it? Millennials are already engrained to knowing this shit matters, so it’s the moment to make it an unfiltered conversation. It’s not just that likes send a oxytocin filled rush to the brain, it’s that likes and follows send a social message if you are in or out of someone’s artificial circle. Yes fake friends are real, but real friends now communicate in the passive aggressive digi space too and REAL FRIENDS, you are being called the fuck out right now. If your way of communicating with people you care about is through social media and if you think you’re caught up on your friends’ lives because you tune-in to their channels, then you kinda suck. You too are what is wrong with culture today. Keep Reading

Mundane Review: Guns, Pumpkins, & Amendments

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Do you know how many amendments there are?

Okay fine, just name the top 5.

You can’t? Can you at least name 5 pumpkin products you can buy at Trader Joe’s right now?

With all the gun rants and pray for Hurricane status updates that do NOTHING at all, The Last Generation has decided to take your mind off of the bullshit everyone pretends to care about but will never act upon. What do people care about? PUMPKINS!

Trader Joe’s nailed the basic bitch market. Pumpkin is crack for bitches.

Note to men, always have a pumpkin spice candle ready to light to set the mood (year around), it will increase your chances of getting laid.

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Deep Conversations with Emojis: Things no one talks about. The pseudo intellectual in us all.

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Look up when you date. Seriously, look up.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s a real human.

“My dream way to meet my soul mate is on an app,” said nobody, ever.

Oh you don’t believe in soul mates? That’s fine, but let’s not be too cool to admit that you’re looking for that perfect person to match your criteria and check all the boxes. Oh you want someone thin, active, career driven, and jams to your favorite beats too?

Does your neck hurt? Proud of your trim thumbs?

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Mundane Review: Post TOTALITY Shmoshamilty, Sexual Demons, A Mexican Gringo, & some Slim Shady

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“When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull gray Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country.” -⚡️⚡️⚡️

We all forgot about this opening didn’t we? The one where everyone was wearing cloaks and owls were hunting in daylight. No one ever talks about how they axed the gray opening out of the movie, but the truth is, the Muggle world knew from the very start magic was real. Keep Reading

What if: Likes disappeared? Change yourself, change your world.

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Imagine when the clock struck midnight, Cinderella turned around to take a selfie of herself and her shoe on the red grand castle carpet before she had to return her rented dress instead of running? Her prince never would have searched for her, because mystery is everything. There would have been no fairytale to imagine, her Instagram photo would have ruined the moment. Hopefully all the likes she got from her ‘sisters’ were worth it.

Fact: A like is no longer verb, it’s a thing, a noun.

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Becoming Carnivore

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A carnivore is king, a predator that preys on other animals before eating their flesh. A carnivore survives by eating other animals. A carnivore is a hunter, a killer of a life seeking to survive. To hunt and kill, a carnivore must embody of qualities camouflage, patience, intuition of knowing when to pounce, a quiet slither, speed, tactic, and the ability to fight. Keep Reading

The Great American: When something met nothing. Then there was an eclipse and we all took placebos.

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“The Eclipse puts us in our place.” – New York Times

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

During a total eclipse, spiders break their webs. During a total eclipse, Americans take a photo. Then we all went blind. What does it all mean?

Mercury is in retrograde in Virgo, black people are getting ran over in Charlottesville, some man born in 1953 got fired by another man with the exact same hair cut as him, and people are googling “what is an eclipse” before running outside to stare at the sun. It’s all connected and we are all connected, but you should already know that and if you needed a fucking eclipse and some Instagram narcissists to remind you, then you’re not all that great.

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