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SO MUCH GOOD TO DO, BE, AND SEE. Go kill it. Be savage. Bitch be humble.

A Social Death: A man obsessed with Facebook, drank a magic potion and died on Facebook.

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John Nordlinger’s death was the quintessential metaphor of everything that is both right and wrong with the world today. Everyone was his “friend,” but nobody knew him. Without his Facebook friends, he would have died completely forgotten, poor, and many wouldn’t have been able to fulfill their purposes of driving up to Bishop and taking one last selfie with the guy. Before he was dead, his death was trending. KEEP READING👀

What if: Likes disappeared? Change yourself, change your world.

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Imagine when the clock struck midnight, Cinderella turned around to take a selfie of herself and her shoe on the red grand castle carpet before she had to return her rented dress instead of running? Her prince never would have searched for her, because mystery is everything. There would have been no fairytale to imagine, her Instagram photo would have ruined the moment. Hopefully all the likes she got from her ‘sisters’ were worth it.

Fact: A like is no longer verb, it’s a thing, a noun.

KEEP READING👀

Becoming Carnivore

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Becoming Carnivore, The Last Generation, Mel Blanchard Gong, tlg, hunter, wild, donald trump, pill, consume, meat, kardashian, elon musk, like, selfie, doom, tom brady, culture, millennials, cave man gatherer, community, dating, sex,

A carnivore is king, a predator that preys on other animals before eating their flesh. A carnivore survives by eating other animals. A carnivore is a hunter, a killer of a life seeking to survive. To hunt and kill, a carnivore must embody of qualities camouflage, patience, intuition of knowing when to pounce, a quiet slither, speed, tactic, and the ability to fight. KEEP READING👀

BE MY TYPO BITCH

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The Last Generation is too broke for an editor, so be my typo bitch?

71¢ per word!

*Note: Typos, not grammar. TLG style is real talk. A typo is if says “bind,” but it should say “blind.”

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