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A Social Death: A man obsessed with Facebook, drank a magic potion and died on Facebook.

Dreamt up on ✨ September 13, 2017

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John Nordlinger’s death was the quintessential metaphor of everything that is both right and wrong with the world today. Everyone was his “friend,” but nobody knew him. Without his Facebook friends, he would have died completely forgotten, poor, and many wouldn’t have been able to fulfill their purposes of driving up to Bishop and taking

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What if: Likes disappeared? Change yourself, change your world.

Dreamt up on ✨ August 28, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/The Past/Unsatisfied

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Imagine when the clock struck midnight, Cinderella turned around to take a selfie of herself and her shoe on the red grand castle carpet before she had to return her rented dress instead of running? Her prince never would have searched for her, because mystery is everything. There would have been no fairytale to imagine,

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Becoming Carnivore

Dreamt up on ✨ August 26, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/Die Trying/The Past/Unsatisfied

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A carnivore is king, a predator that preys on other animals before eating their flesh. A carnivore survives by eating other animals. A carnivore is a hunter, a killer of a life seeking to survive. To hunt and kill, a carnivore must embody of qualities camouflage, patience, intuition of knowing when to pounce, a quiet

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BE MY TYPO BITCH

Dreamt up on ✨ August 23, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/Die Trying/Inter$t Rate/The Past

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The Last Gen is too broke for an editor, so be my typo bitch? 71¢ per word! *Note: Typos, not grammar. The Last Gen style is real talk. A typo is if says “bind,” but it should say “blind.” I ♥ U. #retrichordietrying

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