-★★★.5 Archives — The Last Gen

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Dreamt up on ✨ April 16, 2018

The Last Gen has an anthem. It’s this. If you’ve made it to 2018, then you are living during a time when everything is watching and nothing is real. You no longer need real friends or real dollars or real experiences. Who needs real sex when you can watch porn alone in your apartment? Who

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Tears of LaCroix – Aquire Some Taste in 100 Days.

Dreamt up on ✨ October 28, 2017

-★★★.5/Die Trying/The Past

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Do you know what happens in 100 days? Your life happens. And that is everything. 100 days ago, I believed red sparkly shoes and take me home mantras could send you to Kansas, I’ve always believed that, but there is no language that can vocalize what bubbles have floated down, melted away, and manifested. I am

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Mundane Review: Guns, Pumpkins, & Amendments

Dreamt up on ✨ October 9, 2017

-★★★.5/The Past/Unsatisfied

Do you know how many amendments there are? Okay fine, just name the top 5. You can’t? Can you at least name 5 pumpkin products you can buy at Trader Joe’s right now? With all the gun rants and pray for Hurricane status updates that do NOTHING at all, The Last Gen has decided to take

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Mundane Review: Post TOTALITY Shmoshamilty, Sexual Demons, A Mexican Gringo, & some Slim Shady

Dreamt up on ✨ August 29, 2017

-★★★.5/The Past/Unsatisfied

ANCIENT, ASTROLOGY, AUTUMN, BLACKHOLE, CONSPIRACY, CULTURE, DATING, ECLIPSE, FALL, GAME OF THRONES, GOT, HARRY POTTER, IMPOSSIBLE, J.K. ROWLING, JUSTIN'S PEANUT BUTTER, LA CROIX, MAGIC, MEL BLANCHARD GONG, MEXICAN GRINGO, MILLENNIALS, MOON, MUGGLES, MUNDANE, EVENTS, MYSTERY, OLSEN TWINS, REVIEW, SHADY, SPACE, sTARSk SUNk THE GREAT AMERICAN ECLIPSE, THE LAST GENERATION, TLGk TOTALITY, TUESDAy, WEREWOLF, instagram, selfie, magazine, design, offbeat

“When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull gray Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country.” -⚡️⚡️⚡️ We all forgot about this opening didn’t we? The one where everyone was wearing cloaks and

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