“When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull gray Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country.” -⚡️⚡️⚡️ We all forgot about this opening didn’t we? The one where everyone was wearing cloaks and
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“The Eclipse puts us in our place.” – New York Times SHUT THE FUCK UP. During a total eclipse, spiders break their webs. During a total eclipse, Americans take a photo. Then we all went blind. What does it all mean? Mercury is in retrograde in Virgo, black people are getting ran over in Charlottesville,
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