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Eat. Pray. Vagabond. – A Real Story. Almost 30. #NotLivingMyBestLife

Dreamt up on ✨ August 25, 2018

30/Almosts/Die Trying/The Past/Unsatisfied

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I’m almost 30 and Instagram has officially has let me know that I am not living my best life. We’ve literally amazed the fuck out of life that nothing amazes me anymore. Everyone is #livingtheirbestlife, but yet why does it feel like I’m not living mine? I don’t even have Instagram. Is it really that

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Fact versus Fantasy. To be or NOT to be a BUTT GIRL.

Dreamt up on ✨ December 11, 2017

Almosts/Die Trying/Swipe/The Past

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I kept saying, “I’m not a butt girl.” as if I wasn’t good enough. Gentleman don’t prefer blondes, they prefer butt girls. Firstly, a butt girl MUST have an instagram account. A butt girl is a chick with a really hot body who has an instagram account that look just like every other gorgeous butt

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I put a spell on you! Magic Spell to get a Diamond Ring.

Dreamt up on ✨ October 8, 2017

30/Die Trying/Swipe/The Past

I put a spell on you and now you’re mine. Remember when Ariel gave up her voice just to be with Prince Charming; a man she had met once for like a sec? Imagine what his life would have been like without all that crazy bitch drama of octopussy tricks and under the sea treats.

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