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Swipe right if you have a million dollars, 100k followers, tight skin, a solid gold vagina, and you'll pay for my dinner. MBA from Harvard required. When 30-something eggs fry up. #undateable

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Dreamt up on ✨ August 31, 2018

30/Almosts/Bitch Be Humble/Swipe/The Past

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Getting to Know Someone Without Getting to Know Someone

Dreamt up on ✨ April 27, 2018

Bitch Be Humble/Swipe/The Past

Mirror mirror on my wall, look at who I follow to see through it all. While the U.S. Congress and hashtag-trolls bitch about the all-powerful-yucky-Zucky, ya’ll forget that the devil is in the details you give. You want privacy ay? You want to remain the mystery woman of the night? Boys wanna keep their Tristan

Fact versus Fantasy. To be or NOT to be a BUTT GIRL.

Dreamt up on ✨ December 11, 2017

Almosts/Die Trying/Swipe/The Past

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I kept saying, “I’m not a butt girl.” as if I wasn’t good enough. Gentleman don’t prefer blondes, they prefer butt girls. Firstly, a butt girl MUST have an instagram account. A butt girl is a chick with a really hot body who has an instagram account that look just like every other gorgeous butt

I put a spell on you! Magic Spell to get a Diamond Ring.

Dreamt up on ✨ October 8, 2017

30/Die Trying/Swipe/The Past

I put a spell on you and now you’re mine. Remember when Ariel gave up her voice just to be with Prince Charming; a man she had met once for like a sec? Imagine what his life would have been like without all that crazy bitch drama of octopussy tricks and under the sea treats.

1 2 3 Future🙏🏽

Still got a little bit of light, but God still has to do some work on my eyes.

Welcome to The Last Gen, my dream project since 2017. I'm Melanie🧜🏼‍♀️. Made when I thought no one was watching, but I was wrong. He was watching↑✝️. Rules do not apply to me and often find myself searching for the impossible simply to prove it isn’t. Hyper-critical, every day I’m a different person. I’m a time keeper, never late and always on the dot in fear losing time and wondering "what if." I’ve learned time doesn’t wait for you... but what we know is that God can redeem time.

For five years I had created an alter ego on The Last Gen of a girl that was healed, 🥀but it was a lie. I believed the lie to survive a time of deep trauma and pain. The truth is, I was on my knees begging God for mercy. He saved me again and again, but I could not fully see what He was doing as my eyes were closed. Here at TLG we are trying to open our eyes and truly learn how to listen to the One that loves us the most. The Last Gen is an editorial, a podcast, and a space where I can give purpose to my pain and tell you what I know. God is real🙏🏽🕊.

TLG✨ is 100% designed & dreamy up by me with 🤍. Here we talk about the apocalypse, the unveiling of today’s generation.✨Time takes time🐇 and time is distance. Travel.💫 Stay in the light.

Fly🕊️UP↑

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