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Swipe right if you have a million dollars, 100k followers, tight skin, a solid gold vagina, and you'll pay for my dinner. MBA from Harvard required. When 30-something eggs fry up. #undateable

Protected: Look up when you date. Seriously, look up.

Dreamt up on ✨ September 5, 2017

30/Swipe/The Past/Unsatisfied

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What if: Likes disappeared? Oh hell na!!!

Dreamt up on ✨ August 20, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/Swipe/The Past

What if you woke up tomorrow and every like on every photo you’ve ever posted disappeared? You panic, what the hell is going on? You open up your Snapchat to see if anyone has viewed your most recent mundane adventure made 15 second epic and you can’t see who viewed your shining moment. Gasp! OMFG.

Ghosted.

Dreamt up on ✨ August 10, 2017

Almosts/Swipe/The Past

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Everyone is disposable when you can swipe in your underwear… It’s the end of times and you are The Last Gen. Be a man. What does that phrase even mean? Or man up. The traits associated with being a man come down to bravery. Looking at someone or something for what it is and cutting

The Last Gen Word Play: Meaningless Sex

Dreamt up on ✨ August 8, 2017

Almosts/Swipe/The Past/Unsatisfied

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What is meaningless sex? Seriously? Everything has meaning. The word “meaningless” has meaning.

🥀Past 1 2 3 Future🙏🏽

Still got a little bit of light, but God still has to do some work on my eyes.

Welcome to The Last Gen, my dream project since 2017. I'm Melanie🧜🏼‍♀️. Made when I thought no one was watching, but I was wrong. He was watching↑✝️. Rules do not apply to me and often find myself searching for the impossible simply to prove it isn’t. Hyper-critical, every day I’m a different person. I’m a time keeper, never late and always on the dot in fear losing time and wondering "what if." I’ve learned time doesn’t wait for you... but what we know is that God can redeem time.

For five years I had created an alter ego on The Last Gen of a girl that was healed, 🥀but it was a lie. I believed the lie to survive a time of deep trauma and pain. The truth is, I was on my knees begging God for mercy. He saved me again and again, but I could not fully see what He was doing as my eyes were closed. Here at TLG we are trying to open our eyes and truly learn how to listen to the One that loves us the most. The Last Gen is an editorial, a podcast, and a space where I can give purpose to my pain and tell you what I know. God is real🙏🏽🕊.

TLG✨ is 100% designed & dreamy up by me with 🤍. Here we talk about the apocalypse, the unveiling of today’s generation.✨Time takes time🐇 and time is distance. Travel.💫 Stay in the light.

Fly🕊️UP↑

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