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Mundane Review: Guns, Pumpkins, & Amendments

Dreamt up on ✨ October 9, 2017

-★★★.5/The Past/Unsatisfied

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Do you know how many amendments there are? Okay fine, just name the top 5. You can’t? Can you at least name 5 pumpkin products you can buy at Trader Joe’s right now? With all the gun rants and pray for Hurricane status updates that do NOTHING at all, The Last Gen has decided to take

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Mundane Review: Post TOTALITY Shmoshamilty, Sexual Demons, A Mexican Gringo, & some Slim Shady

Dreamt up on ✨ August 29, 2017

-★★★.5/The Past/Unsatisfied

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“When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull gray Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country.” -⚡️⚡️⚡️ We all forgot about this opening didn’t we? The one where everyone was wearing cloaks and

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Mundane Review: Bigger Butt Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs From A Baby Wave Rider

Dreamt up on ✨ August 19, 2017

-★★★.5/The Past

Have a pancake butt, but prefer soufflé? Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you. Bigger butt 100% Guarantee.

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Still got a little bit of light, but God still has to do some work on my eyes.

Welcome to The Last Gen, my dream project since 2017. I'm Melanie🧜🏼‍♀️. Made when I thought no one was watching, but I was wrong. He was watching↑✝️. Rules do not apply to me and often find myself searching for the impossible simply to prove it isn’t. Hyper-critical, every day I’m a different person. I’m a time keeper, never late and always on the dot in fear losing time and wondering "what if." I’ve learned time doesn’t wait for you... but what we know is that God can redeem time.

For five years I had created an alter ego on The Last Gen of a girl that was healed, 🥀but it was a lie. I believed the lie to survive a time of deep trauma and pain. The truth is, I was on my knees begging God for mercy. He saved me again and again, but I could not fully see what He was doing as my eyes were closed. Here at TLG we are trying to open our eyes and truly learn how to listen to the One that loves us the most. The Last Gen is an editorial, a podcast, and a space where I can give purpose to my pain and tell you what I know. God is real🙏🏽🕊.

TLG✨ is 100% designed & dreamy up by me with 🤍. Here we talk about the apocalypse, the unveiling of today’s generation.✨Time takes time🐇 and time is distance. Travel.💫 Stay in the light.

Fly🕊️UP↑