Do you know how many amendments there are?
Okay fine, just name the top 5.
You can’t? Can you at least name 5 pumpkin products you can buy at Trader Joe’s right now?
With all the gun rants and pray for Hurricane status updates that do NOTHING at all, The Last Generation has decided to take your mind off of the bullshit everyone pretends to care about but will never act upon. What do people care about? PUMPKINS!
Trader Joe’s nailed the basic bitch market. Pumpkin is crack for bitches.
Note to men, always have a pumpkin spice candle ready to light to set the mood (year around), it will increase your chances of getting laid.