Have a pancake butt, but prefer soufflé? Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you. Bigger butt 100% Guarantee.
If you surf everyday and suck at it and get hungry after ten minutes, then Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you.
If you own a fanny pack, then Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you.
If you like to eat chocolate and drink soy milk before going to bed, Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you.
If you blast that “Praying” Kesha song in your car with your top off and windows down while singing your dead broken heart out, then Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you.
If you sit in an office all day, your pay sucks, and you forgot to bring your lunchbox, then Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you.
If you are a runner who walks sometimes, then Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you.
If you would rather eat muffins then any other meal, then Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you.
If you are really really good looking, then Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you.
If you a want to lie to a date and say you already had dinner when you didn’t, then Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you.
If you’re an emotional eater, then Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you.
Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for girls who want to maintain their butts and wobbly bits, along with men who never seem to gain weight no matter how much they eat.
Directions:
- Tear the pack open where the little slit is
- Put your mouth over “Justin’s” and start sucking on the hole
- Suck and squeeze as much as you can. You can use your teeth to get it all out.
- Save the pack and cut it open with a knife later, you will find a left over treat of at least a teaspoon.
69 cent packs at Whole Foods! Starbucks charges $1.25 a pack.
This is a non-sponsored review. I just really love Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs. I’m eating one right now. The honey flavor is bomb. The almond butter is meh.
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