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Becoming Carnivore

Dreamt up on ✨ August 26, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/Die Trying/The Past/Unsatisfied

Becoming Carnivore, The Last Generation, Mel Blanchard Gong, tlg, hunter, wild, donald trump, pill, consume, meat, kardashian, elon musk, like, selfie, doom, tom brady, culture, millennials, cave man gatherer, community, dating, sex,

A carnivore is king, a predator that preys on other animals before eating their flesh. A carnivore survives by eating other animals. A carnivore is a hunter, a killer of a life seeking to survive. To hunt and kill, a carnivore must embody of qualities camouflage, patience, intuition of knowing when to pounce, a quiet

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BE MY TYPO BITCH

Dreamt up on ✨ August 23, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/Die Trying/Inter$t Rate/The Past

The last generation, the last gen, tlg, Mel Blanchard gong, millennials, culture, American dream, student debt, travel, youth, freedom, zero, 0, imagination, dreams do some true, nothing is impossible, what’s wrong with America, owe nothing, own nothing, do everything, reality, music, design, writing, New York times, New Yorker, dream friends, fake friends, social media, like, followers, connection, communication, relationship, magazine, gen z, ibaby, advertisement, campaign, Jeff Bezos, Peter thiel, thiel fellowship, scholarship, still dreamers, billionaires, Elon musk, gates foundation, bill gates, rich poor, guns and butter, dreams of zero, Nicki manaj, shithole, shit hole, trump, kardashian, bigger butt, butt girl, Christmas , space aliens ufo conspiracy, Harry Potter, magic, imagination, Los Angeles, selfie, thelastgen.com, me too, #metoo, butt girl, narcissist, culture, mean girls, Mel Blanchard Gong, The Three Ho's of Xmas, christmas tree, tradition, shallow, tinsel, basic bitch, stripper, milk and cookies, naughty or nice, slut, like, followers, selfie, bitcoin, cryptocurrency, decentralization blockchain, MONEY, dark web, debt, culture, 30, millennial, savings, fbi, trump, security, future, communication, 2018, 2017, new year, nye, midnight, cinderella, new you, start over, inspire, resolution, Bridget jones, spirit bitch, overalls, instafamous, instagram, hashtag, facebook, game of thrones, aria stark, artificial intelligence, ai, robots, technology, Amazon rainforest, plastic surgery, eye, see, woke, watching, darpa, noko, North Korea, Japan, Kim Jong ew, moral of the story, Disney, are you in, never ending store window, Jesus, last supper, sober, 100 days la croix, change your life, oz, no place like home, Dorothy, mulan, warrior, ultimate self, halloween, burning bridges, London bridge, strong foundation, let go, ultimate self, resurrection, death, trader joe’s, amendments, shooting, gun violence, politics, trending, do nothing, say nothing, freedom, pseudo intellectual, pumpkin, witches, women, engaged, wedding, dream wedding, soulmates, diamond ring, culture, dating, swipe, bumble, tinder, black magic, trick or treat, halloween, witches, fake, harry potter, vice, riot, broadly, writer, medium, art, creative director, hocus pocus, little mermaid, ursula, prince charming, Disney, moral of the story, emojis, assholes get ahead, unapologetic, climb the ladder, epic bullshitter, John nordlinger died on facebook, Microsoft employee, usc school of cinematic arts, social death, make dating grant again say hi

The Last Gen is too broke for an editor, so be my typo bitch? 71¢ per word! *Note: Typos, not grammar. The Last Gen style is real talk. A typo is if says “bind,” but it should say “blind.” I ♥ U. #retrichordietrying

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The Great American: When something met nothing. Then there was an eclipse and we all took placebos.

Dreamt up on ✨ August 21, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/The Past/Unsatisfied

thelastgen, the last gen, mel blanchard gong the last generation, selfie, the great american eclipse, space, sun, moon, aliens, trump, america, millennials, culture, once in a life time

“The Eclipse puts us in our place.” – New York Times SHUT THE FUCK UP. During a total eclipse, spiders break their webs. During a total eclipse, Americans take a photo. Then we all went blind. What does it all mean? Mercury is in retrograde in Virgo, black people are getting ran over in Charlottesville,

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What if: Likes disappeared? Oh hell na!!!

Dreamt up on ✨ August 20, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/Swipe/The Past

What if you woke up tomorrow and every like on every photo you’ve ever posted disappeared? You panic, what the hell is going on? You open up your Snapchat to see if anyone has viewed your most recent mundane adventure made 15 second epic and you can’t see who viewed your shining moment. Gasp! OMFG.

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