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Here you can find The Last Gen's past articles and podcasts published before 2022, before our knees hit the ground. There are many articles and words written that we no longer identify with. Please do not judge us for who we were, but who were are now. To anyone we have hurt, we ask for forgiveness.

BE MY TYPO BITCH

Dreamt up on ✨ August 23, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/Die Trying/Inter$t Rate/The Past

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The Last Gen is too broke for an editor, so be my typo bitch? 71¢ per word! *Note: Typos, not grammar. The Last Gen style is real talk. A typo is if says “bind,” but it should say “blind.” I ♥ U. #retrichordietrying

The Great American: When something met nothing. Then there was an eclipse and we all took placebos.

Dreamt up on ✨ August 21, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/The Past/Unsatisfied

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“The Eclipse puts us in our place.” – New York Times SHUT THE FUCK UP. During a total eclipse, spiders break their webs. During a total eclipse, Americans take a photo. Then we all went blind. What does it all mean? Mercury is in retrograde in Virgo, black people are getting ran over in Charlottesville,

What if: Likes disappeared? Oh hell na!!!

Dreamt up on ✨ August 20, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/Swipe/The Past

What if you woke up tomorrow and every like on every photo you’ve ever posted disappeared? You panic, what the hell is going on? You open up your Snapchat to see if anyone has viewed your most recent mundane adventure made 15 second epic and you can’t see who viewed your shining moment. Gasp! OMFG.

Mundane Review: Bigger Butt Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs From A Baby Wave Rider

Dreamt up on ✨ August 19, 2017

-★★★.5/The Past

Have a pancake butt, but prefer soufflé? Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you. Bigger butt 100% Guarantee.

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Still got a little bit of light, but God still has to do some work on my eyes.

Welcome to The Last Gen, my dream project since 2017. I'm Melanie🧜🏼‍♀️. Made when I thought no one was watching, but I was wrong. He was watching↑✝️. Rules do not apply to me and often find myself searching for the impossible simply to prove it isn’t. Hyper-critical, every day I’m a different person. I’m a time keeper, never late and always on the dot in fear losing time and wondering "what if." I’ve learned time doesn’t wait for you... but what we know is that God can redeem time.

For five years I had created an alter ego on The Last Gen of a girl that was healed, 🥀but it was a lie. I believed the lie to survive a time of deep trauma and pain. The truth is, I was on my knees begging God for mercy. He saved me again and again, but I could not fully see what He was doing as my eyes were closed. Here at TLG we are trying to open our eyes and truly learn how to listen to the One that loves us the most. The Last Gen is an editorial, a podcast, and a space where I can give purpose to my pain and tell you what I know. God is real🙏🏽🕊.

TLG✨ is 100% designed & dreamy up by me with 🤍. Here we talk about the apocalypse, the unveiling of today’s generation.✨Time takes time🐇 and time is distance. Travel.💫 Stay in the light.

Fly🕊️UP↑

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