Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s a real human.
“My dream way to meet my soul mate is on an app,” said nobody, ever.
Oh you don’t believe in soul mates? That’s fine, but let’s not be too cool to admit that you’re looking for that perfect person to match your criteria and check all the boxes. Oh you want someone thin, active, career driven, and jams to your favorite beats too?
Does your neck hurt? Proud of your trim thumbs?