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I’m almost 30 and Instagram has officially has let me know that I am not living my best life. We’ve literally amazed the fuck out of life that nothing amazes me anymore. Everyone is #livingtheirbestlife, but yet why does it feel like I’m not living mine? I don’t even have Instagram. Is it really that
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Mirror mirror on my wall, look at who I follow to see through it all. While the U.S. Congress and hashtag-trolls bitch about the all-powerful-yucky-Zucky, ya’ll forget that the devil is in the details you give. You want privacy ay? You want to remain the mystery woman of the night? Boys wanna keep their Tristan
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You can tell a lot about a Ho by her Christmas tree. From black angels up-top to Pottery Barn down below, there are three types of Christmas Ho’s. Note: Don’t get a Christmas Ho twiest with a Tinder Hoe. Tres diferente! Disclaimer: If you don’t identify with the Three Ho’s of Christmas, then you simply
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