As the fall equinox 🍂embarks upon us, on September 21st to be exact, and the nights start to feel like that I-need-someone-to-hold-me-in-dark feeling, you must be weary of two types of people- seasonal cuddle assholes who spoon only in the winter as if they were in a playoff 🏈 and Shapeshifters🐺… They are often one in
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Breaking Bullshit: While you traded digital currency for digital products during this oh-so-record breaking cyber weekend with your visa cards, bitcoin quadrupled,🤑 and smart people made money while you bought shit you’re going to throw in the street a year from now. If you invested the amount you spent over the weekend on bitcoin, you’d be
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There is no such thing as unconditional. What do you wish for? How bad do you want it? Even a magic genie comes with a price. The genie wishes for his freedom, so he grants two wishes hoping that those magical gifts were enough, but seldom is anything ever enough. That third wish… What is
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Do you know how many amendments there are? Okay fine, just name the top 5. You can’t? Can you at least name 5 pumpkin products you can buy at Trader Joe’s right now? With all the gun rants and pray for Hurricane status updates that do NOTHING at all, The Last Gen has decided to take
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