I kept saying, “I’m not a butt girl.” as if I wasn’t good enough. Gentleman don’t prefer blondes, they prefer butt girls. Firstly, a butt girl MUST have an instagram account. A butt girl is a chick with a really hot body who has an instagram account that look just like every other gorgeous butt
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Do you know what happens in 100 days? Your life happens. And that is everything. 100 days ago, I believed red sparkly shoes and take me home mantras could send you to Kansas, I’ve always believed that, but there is no language that can vocalize what bubbles have floated down, melted away, and manifested. I am
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s a real human. “My dream way to meet my soul mate is on an app,” said nobody, ever. Oh you don’t believe in soul mates? That’s fine, but let’s not be too cool to admit that you’re looking for that perfect person to match your
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The Last Gen is too broke for an editor, so be my typo bitch? 71¢ per word! *Note: Typos, not grammar. The Last Gen style is real talk. A typo is if says “bind,” but it should say “blind.” I ♥ U. #retrichordietrying
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