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Dream Friend.

Dreamt up on ✨ March 26, 2018

Bitch Be Humble/Die Trying/The Past/Unsatisfied

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Can you be homesick for a place or person you’ve never met? I feel homesick all the time. We dream. We dream about our dream unjob, a dream home (or apartment cause that’s what us TLG’ers are stuck with), that dream car, the dream wedding, the dream instagramable destination, our dream ultimate self (or at

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The Still Dreamers. The New American Dream, be at ZERO.

Dreamt up on ✨ January 23, 2018

Bitch Be Humble/Die Trying/Inter$t Rate/The Past

The last generation, the last gen, tlg, Mel Blanchard gong, millennials, culture, American dream, student debt, travel, youth, freedom, zero, 0, imagination, dreams do some true, nothing is impossible, what’s wrong with America, owe nothing, own nothing, do everything, reality, music, design, writing, New York times, New Yorker, dream friends, fake friends, social media, like, followers, connection, communication, relationship, magazine, gen z, ibaby, advertisement, campaign

The new American Dream is to be at Zero. To be at Zero means time. Time means freedom. “My youth is the foundation of me.” serenades American Teen, Khalid. It’s true. The big house, the fancy car, the ‘perfect’ family are no longer the American Dream. Time is. Travel is. Youth is. O.G. talk, the

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Seeing is believing? Have you gone blind? It was NOT A ROCKET.

Dreamt up on ✨ January 10, 2018

Almosts/Die Trying/The Past/Unsatisfied

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An hour past sundown on December 22, 2017, an 80-year-woman in stilettos, a blonde wig, and a very tight cat-eye facelift runs into an endangered Barnes & Noble store in Marina Del Rey, California yelling of magnificence for everyone to look at the sky.✨ “Did you see it? Did you look?” she nods with complete

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Ho Ho Ho! There are 3 Types of Christmas Ho’s! Which are you?

Dreamt up on ✨ December 21, 2017

30/Almosts/Die Trying/The Past

The Last Generation, millennials, culture, mean girls, Mel Blanchard Gong, The Three Ho's of Xmas, christmas tree, tradition, shallow, tinsel, basic bitch, stripper, milk and cookies, naughty or nice, slut, like, followers, selfie

You can tell a lot about a Ho by her Christmas tree. From black angels up-top to Pottery Barn down below, there are three types of Christmas Ho’s. Note: Don’t get a Christmas Ho twiest with a Tinder Hoe. Tres diferente! Disclaimer: If you don’t identify with the Three Ho’s of Christmas, then you simply

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