You can tell a lot about a Ho by her Christmas tree. From black angels up-top to Pottery Barn down below, there are three types of Christmas Ho’s. Note: Don’t get a Christmas Ho twiest with a Tinder Hoe. Tres diferente! Disclaimer: If you don’t identify with the Three Ho’s of Christmas, then you simply
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I kept saying, “I’m not a butt girl.” as if I wasn’t good enough. Gentleman don’t prefer blondes, they prefer butt girls. Firstly, a butt girl MUST have an instagram account. A butt girl is a chick with a really hot body who has an instagram account that look just like every other gorgeous butt
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Breaking Bullshit: While you traded digital currency for digital products during this oh-so-record breaking cyber weekend with your visa cards, bitcoin quadrupled,🤑 and smart people made money while you bought shit you’re going to throw in the street a year from now. If you invested the amount you spent over the weekend on bitcoin, you’d be
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