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I put a spell on you! Magic Spell to get a Diamond Ring.

Dreamt up on ✨ October 8, 2017

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I put a spell on you and now you’re mine. Remember when Ariel gave up her voice just to be with Prince Charming; a man she had met once for like a sec? Imagine what his life would have been like without all that crazy bitch drama of octopussy tricks and under the sea treats.

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A Social Death: A man obsessed with Facebook, drank a magic potion and died on Facebook.

Dreamt up on ✨ September 13, 2017

Bitch Be Humble/Die Trying/The Past

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John Nordlinger’s death was the quintessential metaphor of everything that is both right and wrong with the world today. Everyone was his “friend,” but nobody knew him. Without his Facebook friends, he would have died completely forgotten, poor, and many wouldn’t have been able to fulfill their purposes of driving up to Bishop and taking

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Protected: Look up when you date. Seriously, look up.

Dreamt up on ✨ September 5, 2017

30/Swipe/The Past/Unsatisfied

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Ghosted.

Dreamt up on ✨ August 10, 2017

Almosts/Swipe/The Past

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Everyone is disposable when you can swipe in your underwear… It’s the end of times and you are The Last Gen. Be a man. What does that phrase even mean? Or man up. The traits associated with being a man come down to bravery. Looking at someone or something for what it is and cutting

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