Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s a real human.
“My dream way to meet my soul mate is on an app,” said nobody, ever.
Oh you don’t believe in soul mates? That’s fine, but let’s not be too cool to admit that you’re looking for that perfect person to match your criteria and check all the boxes. Oh you want someone thin, active, career driven, and jams to your favorite beats too?
Does your neck hurt? Proud of your trim thumbs?
“When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull gray Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country.” -⚡️⚡️⚡️
We all forgot about this opening didn’t we? The one where everyone was wearing cloaks and owls were hunting in daylight. No one ever talks about how they axed the gray opening out of the movie, but the truth is, the Muggle world knew from the very start magic was real. KEEP READING👀
Imagine when the clock struck midnight, Cinderella turned around to take a selfie of herself and her shoe on the red grand castle carpet before she had to return her rented dress instead of running? Her prince never would have searched for her, because mystery is everything. There would have been no fairytale to imagine, her Instagram photo would have ruined the moment. Hopefully all the likes she got from her ‘sisters’ were worth it.
Fact: A like is no longer verb, it’s a thing, a noun.