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Mundane Review: Bigger Butt Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs From A Baby Wave Rider

Dreamt up on ✨ August 19, 2017

-★★★.5/The Past

Have a pancake butt, but prefer soufflé? Justin’s Peanut Butter Packs are for you. Bigger butt 100% Guarantee.

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If you’re almost 30, then you are NOT A ‘MILLENNIAL’.

Dreamt up on ✨ August 18, 2017

30/Almosts/Bitch Be Humble/The Past

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30, doomsday. I’m not 30, so I can still talk shit about them. No one wants to turn 30 and even with all the filters/emojis/hashtags you use, followers you have, and even with all botox in the world. 30 is NOT the new 20. What is it about the number 30? Does something un-magically mundane

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Ghosted.

Dreamt up on ✨ August 10, 2017

Almosts/Swipe/The Past

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Everyone is disposable when you can swipe in your underwear… It’s the end of times and you are The Last Gen. Be a man. What does that phrase even mean? Or man up. The traits associated with being a man come down to bravery. Looking at someone or something for what it is and cutting

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The Last Gen Word Play: Meaningless Sex

Dreamt up on ✨ August 8, 2017

Almosts/Swipe/The Past/Unsatisfied

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What is meaningless sex? Seriously? Everything has meaning. The word “meaningless” has meaning.

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